1. This could be ancient hieroglyphics for the missionary position.
2. There's nothing like the tender reassurance of a hand full of hair while testing your gag reflex.
3. I'd love to see the infomercial.
4. It wasn't enough to have the mouse look like a schlong, they had to go and trace the trail of DNA all over the logo.
Possible texts to be submitted for review.
1. We'll fill every cavity. If you really wanna get drilled. Nothing makes us happier than taking care of your mouth.
2. Teaching little children how to make a dollar in these tough times. Because statutory sometimes refers to height. helping kids find surprises in adult pockets since 2002.
3. Getting deep inside to see how we can help. We're experts in the sexy Heimlich. Pressing the most ancient of pressure points for your well being.
4. No job is too dirty for us. Replacing sticky computers is our joy in life. Joystick assistance is just a call away.
I started in the business in 1977, working for a guy who could have walked off the set of Mad Men. He had a glass eye to replace one he'd lost in the War (Korea) and because of this, I hated looking at him. Not because I was freaked by the fake eye, but because it looked real and I couldn't remember which eye was which and each time our eyes met I worried I was tracking the wrong one. Like most women in those days, I started out as a secretary. The halls of advertising were clogged with secretaries, everybody had one, even some secretaries. Eventually, I was promoted to copywriter at what was arguably the best shop on the planet. I pitied freelancers brought in to work on projects no one else wanted, people aged out of the business, who had missed landing a spot on the corporate food chain. Then, I got pregnant: a condition so unusual for creatives in that era, my boss reacted by granting six months paid leave. But the day before I was to go back to work, the sitter dropped my baby on her head. The kid was OK, but I was so shaken that I became an ad-agency migrant worker like the freelancers I'd pitied--who in roaring 80s were laughing all the way to pre-ATM lines at the bank.
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Ok first some reactions to the logos.
1. This could be ancient hieroglyphics for the missionary position.
2. There's nothing like the tender reassurance of a hand full of hair while testing your gag reflex.
3. I'd love to see the infomercial.
4. It wasn't enough to have the mouse look like a schlong, they had to go and trace the trail of DNA all over the logo.
Possible texts to be submitted for review.
1. We'll fill every cavity. If you really wanna get drilled. Nothing makes us happier than taking care of your mouth.
2. Teaching little children how to make a dollar in these tough times. Because statutory sometimes refers to height. helping kids find surprises in adult pockets since 2002.
3. Getting deep inside to see how we can help. We're experts in the sexy Heimlich. Pressing the most ancient of pressure points for your well being.
4. No job is too dirty for us. Replacing sticky computers is our joy in life. Joystick assistance is just a call away.
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